This is a the winning entry submitted by a child to Toto's recent annual senryu contest:
This is my room
My dad says
Toto is best known for its Washlet bidet toilets, and "Happy Buttocks," ad . This combination of poetry contest and business could really catch on. For me I am down for happier, cleaner, buttocks! To refresh yourself, to restore yourself, to pamper yourself.
Warm water, warm seat, warm air, pretty good way to start your day...
Not since Lew Welch's immortal line
RAID KILLS BUGS DEAD
Has there been such a strong poetry/business link. Is this the brave new world we have been hearing so much about?